lol I did find an great page with alots of quotes sit back and enjoy
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder."
"Murphy's Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it."
here is one for Moose lol
"Everyone loves a moose. Some just don't know it."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people."
"Earn cash in your spare time--blackmail your friends."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schitzophrenic, and so am I."
"You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."
"Being superstitious brings bad luck."
"Three can keep a secret, if two are dead."
Anything that kills you makes you...well, dead."
"A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame."
lol this for you eagle
"Eagles fly; but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines."
well I have really nothing to do right now lol as you can see
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder."
"Murphy's Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it."
here is one for Moose lol
"Everyone loves a moose. Some just don't know it."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people."
"Earn cash in your spare time--blackmail your friends."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schitzophrenic, and so am I."
"You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."
"Being superstitious brings bad luck."
"Three can keep a secret, if two are dead."
Anything that kills you makes you...well, dead."
"A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame."
lol this for you eagle
"Eagles fly; but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines."
well I have really nothing to do right now lol as you can see
